my blog is now: sarahfarquad :)

pyrilia:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

so i called him and

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(via its-okay-if-nobody)

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

(via indianchantsfromthetopbunk)

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

(via laurenalise15)

specularrr:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.

omg this

(via rainbows-start-and-end)

my blog is so bad but cool ppl still follow me and thats how i know that god exists

(via beliebed)

kirku:

msbroccolihead:

apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella

#talk about showing someone a whole new world

(via aliceelaa)

flandusdestiel:

Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?

(via alltimeawkwardness)