scuse you i know for a fact that his shirt is really spiffy
so no one is gonna mention the hat
(via its-okay-if-nobody)
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
(via its-okay-if-nobody)
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i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a lego
i hope they cancel oprah
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
you poor soul
(via laurenalise15)
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.
omg this
(via rainbows-start-and-end)
my blog is so bad but cool ppl still follow me and thats how i know that god exists
(via beliebed)
apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella
(via aliceelaa)
(via rainbows-start-and-end)
Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
(via alltimeawkwardness)